Shame on your wife. Make her return a few pairs of shoes...lol... Tell her you'll make lots of cool things for her...come on honey...let me keep it...see how cute it is... Sorry for your loss.

You might have some luck if you scan the forum for people asking opinions about the best printer under $1000, for example. There was one last week. It might be worth a PM to them. You might find a buyer instead of waiting for them to find you.