I had a psych patient grab my Littman off my neck, snap the fork in two, and try to stab me with it. I was a little pissed.

Ended up dislocating his jaw, but the paperwork said "slipped on ice".

I was more upset about the scope than the attempted murder. Wasn't the first, nor the last time, but that Littman had been with me for 12 years or so.