lmao - it's almost like being in the uk :-)

And anyone who can look at airport security and find any logic in it - is defintiely mental.
'No you can't take a pair of nail clipper swith you. - Oh you're in first class - well in that case we'll give you glass bottles and metal steak knives once you get onboard'.
'Oh yeah and once you're through security we'll sell you glass bottles full of really flammable liquids and also cigarette lighters - but you have to promise not to open the packet on the plane.'

Banning plastic guns (already illegal in a lot of places) comes from the same source.