I guess I have to post...AGAIN.

This is what the package looked like. Clearly USPS doesn't understand "DO NOT BEND" also might infer "DO NOT BOW".


This just arrived. Not the best of conditions. Labels on the other side, so don't freak.


Which I am totally confused about now.

This is what Royal Mail says about the original tracking # I got from Tim here.
Date Time Status Track point
09/03/15 14:19 DELIVERED UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
02/03/15 22:28 RECEIVED AT OE KENNEDY NEW YORK KENNEDY NEW YORK
27/02/15 AM DESPATCHED TO KENNEDY NEW YORK UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
26/02/15 23:58 RECEIVED UNKNOWN BAG - MISSING DUN HEATHROW WORLDWIDE DC
26/02/15 20:05 DESPATCHABLE TO HEATHROW WORLDWIDE DC CHELMSFORD MAIL CENTRE
26/02/15 20:00 COLLECTED CHELMSFORD MAIL CENTRE
26/02/15 12:23 ACCEPTED AT POL 33 Shoebury Road SS1 3RP

And USPS:
Date & Time Status of Item Location
March 9, 2015 , 2:19 pm Delivered WOODSTOCK, GA 30188
March 9, 2015 , 8:36 am Out for Delivery WOODSTOCK, GA 30188
March 9, 2015 , 8:26 am Sorting Complete WOODSTOCK, GA 30188
March 9, 2015 , 5:54 am Arrived at Unit WOODSTOCK, GA 30188
March 8, 2015 , 2:43 pm Arrived at USPS Facility ATLANTA, GA 30304
March 3, 2015 , 10:18 pm Departed USPS Facility TETERBORO, NJ 07699
March 3, 2015 , 4:25 pm Arrived at USPS Facility TETERBORO, NJ 07699
March 2, 2015 , 10:28 pm Processed Through Sort Facility ISC NEW YORK NY(USPS)
Origin Post is Preparing Shipment

When I looked closely at the label on this box...its a different tracking number.

So, Royal Mail says this:
Date Time Status Track point
14/03/15 07:20 UNDELIVERED ITEM WRONGLY DIRECTED UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
27/02/15 AM DESPATCHED TO O`HARE (CHICAGO) UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
27/02/15 00:00 RECEIVED UNKNOWN BAG - MISSING DUN HEATHROW WORLDWIDE DC
26/02/15 20:05 DESPATCHABLE TO HEATHROW WORLDWIDE DC CHELMSFORD MAIL CENTRE
26/02/15 19:59 COLLECTED CHELMSFORD MAIL CENTRE
26/02/15 12:21 ACCEPTED AT POL 33 Shoebury Road SS1 3RP

And USPS..... (hasn't updated the fact its been delivered)
Date & Time Status of Item Location
March 15, 2015 , 9:50 am Arrived at Hub WAUKESHA, WI 53186
March 15, 2015 , 12:34 am Departed USPS Facility OAK CREEK, WI 53154
March 14, 2015 , 9:36 pm Arrived at USPS Facility OAK CREEK, WI 53154
March 14, 2015 , 7:20 am Arrived at USPS Facility MILWAUKEE, WI 53210
March 14, 2015 , 7:12 am Sorting Complete MILWAUKEE, WI 53210
March 13, 2015 , 4:53 pm Arrived at USPS Facility OAK CREEK, WI 53154
March 12, 2015 , 3:32 pm Arrived at USPS Facility CHICAGO, IL 60701
Origin Post is Preparing Shipment


So, WTH? Sent 2/26. Got to O'Hare on 2/27. Isn't seen again until 3/14 (this past Saturday) by Royal Mail but also isn't seen by USPS until 3/12 (past Thursday). So where was it between 2/27 and 3/12? Missing and off the grid for nearly two weeks?

Only thing I can figure is Tim sent me the wrong tracking number. But that doesn't explain why it took 17 days for a 5-10 day delivery. In the end, its here. ALL of it is here

Sent two emails to GFSD so I can arrange to return payment.