jeez give us a chance. You do know what time of year it is ? And that most of us don't actually spend our entire lives online :-)
what's your actual budget ?

without one the only thing that makes sense would be to go the resin route.

Some large volume machines around at decent prices and the resin cost has come right down as well as including, flexibles, tough resins and hi-temp resins.

Yes you've got some post processing, but nothing compared to any sls machine.

The cheapest 'budget' sls around is the formlabs fuse 1.
The post processing machine, costs more than the printer and is twice as large.

So realistically it sounds like resin would probably be your best choice.

give me a budget and I can add some machine recommendations.

But unless you've got a $20,000 plus budget - sls is probably out.