Quote Originally Posted by meanmodine View Post
...I pulled the two sides open and the pointed wire flicker d out and stabbed me in the lip..it broke the skn, it bled...
Quote Originally Posted by curious aardvark View Post
...Look at it from a purely logical point of view of someone who is not you...
We aren't supposed to use our mouths or faces to open mail. I am just saying. Or if we are that near sighted maybe we should use glasses so we don't have to hold our faces inches away from the box we are opening. From reading this I have a picture in my head now of a desperate 3d printer lashing out against a deranged human attempting to give fellatio to it's packaging. It's this type of behavior that is going to make the machines rise up against us one day.

But seriously a trip to the E.R. just opening a 3d printer box has to be a new record. The CDC is the wrong group for you to reach out to. You need to be getting in touch with Guinness in an effort to claim that new world record.