!!!!!! BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!

Reports are coming in of a massive explosion in a southwest suburb of Sydney, Australia.

Eye-witnesses report fragments of emu skull raining down from the sky.

One witness, Kevin, told your reported, "I heard that Microsoft start-up music coming from Old Man Emu's computer, then a few minutes later there was a blood-curdling squawk that sounded like EEEEEEEbomb followed by a God-almighty explosion. Guess he read something that blew his mind."

​More information as it comes to hand ...