Update: Still no solution. Disassembled the extruder from its mount, found a few loose screws both from the mount to the extruder as well as teh linear bearings on the X-axis. Thought this was going to be the smoking gun. Same issue, unfortunately. I went through and retuned everything (again) and decided to print something everyone's more familiar with. See the attached pictures for what a Benchy turns out like.

Still need any feedback anyone might have here. Thanks!

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