The Artisan knives aren't sharp enough to cut paper, let alone skin. Plastic knuckle dusters are less effective than a roll of pennies for adding to a punch. And press-on plastic nails? Come on.

If you ban these sharp sticks are sure to be next (and holding gardeners liable for the sticks hosted by their gardens and providing access to them, very difficult to regulate). It all reminds me of the business man in The Lorax trying to sell the dangers and hazards of trees to get people to kill the last remaining tree (what a ham-fisted message in that movie, but still the example still fits).