Issue completely solved now. I've already initiated a return on this piece of junk. Wifi won't transmit, SD card won't work 80% of the time, and when it does it tries to start printing immediately without preheating. And conveniently manual preheating doesn't work as only the left extruder will heat. As a final benefit, carriage slams in to limits and grinds despite running the proper homing sequence several times. Creator Pro has been ordered and will be here Tuesday.