well either I'm sane and the rest of the world is bonkers or I'm bonkers and they're sane.

But I'm not chasing virtual pixels - so just this once I'm coming down on me being sane :-)

There are just Sooooo many reasons not to have a smart phone - this is just another.

If I had any more ways to waste time and procrastinate, I'd probably never get round to eating an starve to death.