So I've taken the day off to await my new machine :-)

[curious aardvark]

I would have posted this in the competition thread. But it's not there today.
Sees odd as many people still don't have their prizes. So for the unintiated the background to this thread in a nutshell is this: Big 3dprint.com comp from july last 2014. I won a klic-n-print printer. Had to go tell them myself and arrange prize delivery myself (might have inadvertently upset eddie). And it's due to arrive today, now read on....

Date/Time	Activity		Location
3/30/2015 - Monday
5:45 am	On FedEx vehicle for delivery		BURNTWOOD GB
3/28/2015 - Saturday
5:25 am	At local FedEx facility		BURNTWOOD GB
12:00 am	Departed FedEx location		SOUTHERN SORT GB
3/27/2015 - Friday
8:16 pm	International shipment release - Import		STANSTED GB
8:16 pm	In transit		STANSTED GB
	Package available for clearance
3/26/2015 - Thursday
5:04 pm	At destination sort facility		STANSTED GB
4:35 am	Departed FedEx location		MEMPHIS, TN
4:30 am	In transit		MEMPHIS, TN
3/25/2015 - Wednesday
3:37 pm	In transit		MEMPHIS, TN
9:52 am	Arrived at FedEx location		MEMPHIS, TN
3/24/2015 - Tuesday
11:31 pm	At local FedEx facility		ORLANDO, FL
8:30 pm	Left FedEx origin facility		LONGWOOD, FL
3:14 pm	Picked up		LONGWOOD, FL
12:25 pm	Shipment information sent to FedEx

As of 05:45 it was in the back of a van headed my way.
Well it's not here yet - and the spikey stinger strips I nicked from the police and rigged up to a camera and recognition software to trap any passing fed-ex vehicles - haven't caught anyone yet. :-(

I've also warned the dog to be on the lookout for anyone obviously from the north (flat cap, whippet, string vest, large hammer) who's hanging around outside the gate looking shifty.
Although being savaged by a springer spaniel mainly involves having tennis balls thrown at you - so I've also tasked one of those invisible pink demons from doom, to keep an eye out as well :-)

Come on mister fed-ex man - stop delivering crap to other people and BRING ME MY PRINTER !