SEPTEMBER 8, 2046 - NEWSFLASH*****NEWSFLASH****BRAINSNAP THE NEWS SERVICE THAT STREAMS STRAIGHT TO YOUR CEREBRAL CORTEX
TODAY THE WORLD'S LONGEST 3D PRINTER BUILD WAS 'FINALLY FINISHED.
BUILDER AUTOWIZ SAID IN A STATEMENT: 'I KNOW IT'S A COMPLETE ANTIQUE NOW, BUT WITH THE FINAL ADDITION OF THE SUCTION HOPPER THAT EXTRACTS MICRO PLASTIC FROM THE ATMOSPEHERE AND USES THAT TO MAKE THINGS. I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED.
IS THERE A MUSEUM OUT THERE WHO WOULD LIKE A PRISTINE, UNUSED, FDM 3D PRINTER FROM THE FIRST QUARTER OF THE 21ST CENTURY ? '
HOWEVER, JUST 2 MINUTES LATER.....
SORRY GUYS, FALSE ALARM, HAVE YOU SEEN THESE NEW ANTI GRAVITY PRINT BEDS ? AND THERE'S THIS CONTROLLER BOARD THAT USES GENETICALLY MODIFIED TARDIGRADES FOR THE FASTEST MOST DURABLE COMPUTATIONAL EXPERIENCE OUT THERE.
NOW WHERE DID i PUT MY HYPER SPANNER.....
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